What we have here is a stupid song; stupid, stupid, stupid. Still,
One day I was so stupid, one day I was so stupid,
so really really stupid, you can’t believe how stupid!
I wouldn’t put a bet on how stupid I can get,
my maiden name is Stupid – stupid, stupid, stupid.
Today when I discovered the matrix of all things,
geometry of poetry, and the missing lynx.
Stupid’s gonna be on the news today, yeah!
Now they gonna listen to what stupid’s gotta say!
I met my brother at the end of a mile,
hadn’t seen him for quite a while,
he told me stories ’bout his fishing gear,
I told him ’bout my deepest fear.
I met my brother at the end of the Nile,
we hadn’t met for quite a while
I told him ’bout my old guitar,
he promised me a ride in his car.