The Customer & the Manufacturer

The Customer & the Manufacturer – epic title and a true story. The seagulls habitate outside our studio and the “swedish/english”-monologue is authentic… something. Decipher at your own risk. The guitar/flute moods are performed by Mattis Santana and Hans Norman Zamfir. …Yabbadabbadabbaday – Hey!

The shame fills my heart like a fart fills an elevator,

I blamed it on art from the start, now it’s sooner than later.

First I do green, then I add grey,

I spit on it twice and call it a day –

May day! It’s Pay day!


The aim is a part of the tart that is mystically flavoured,

Shine my funny little Ballantine.

I left all my troubles behind

my lovely little funky rhymes.


First I did green, then I turned grey,

I ripped out my heart and used it as clay,

Mayday – yabbadabbadabbaday – Hey!!

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  1. Understanding COSC Accreditation and Its Importance in Watchmaking
    COSC Validation and its Stringent Standards
    Controle Officiel Suisse des Chronometres, or the Controle Officiel Suisse des Chronometres, is the authorized Swiss testing agency that verifies the accuracy and accuracy of timepieces. COSC certification is a symbol of excellent craftsmanship and reliability in timekeeping. Not all watch brands seek COSC certification, such as Hublot, which instead sticks to its proprietary demanding standards with movements like the UNICO, attaining equivalent accuracy.

    The Science of Exact Chronometry
    The core system of a mechanical timepiece involves the spring, which supplies power as it loosens. This system, however, can be vulnerable to environmental factors that may influence its precision. COSC-accredited movements undergo strict testing—over fifteen days in various conditions (five positions, three temperatures)—to ensure their durability and dependability. The tests assess:

    Typical daily rate accuracy between -4 and +6 secs.
    Mean variation, highest variation rates, and impacts of thermal variations.
    Why COSC Certification Matters
    For watch enthusiasts and collectors, a COSC-certified watch isn’t just a piece of tech but a proof to enduring quality and accuracy. It represents a watch that:

    Provides exceptional dependability and precision.
    Ensures confidence of superiority across the entire construction of the timepiece.
    Is likely to retain its worth better, making it a sound investment.
    Famous Chronometer Manufacturers
    Several well-known brands prioritize COSC validation for their timepieces, including Rolex, Omega, Breitling, and Longines, among others. Longines, for instance, provides collections like the Archive and Soul, which highlight COSC-validated movements equipped with advanced substances like silicone balance springs to boost resilience and efficiency.

    Historical Context and the Evolution of Timepieces
    The idea of the chronometer dates back to the need for exact chronometry for navigational at sea, highlighted by John Harrison’s work in the 18th cent. Since the formal establishment of COSC in 1973, the validation has become a benchmark for judging the precision of luxury timepieces, sustaining a legacy of superiority in horology.

    Conclusion
    Owning a COSC-validated timepiece is more than an visual choice; it’s a commitment to excellence and accuracy. For those appreciating accuracy above all, the COSC certification offers peace of thoughts, guaranteeing that each validated timepiece will operate reliably under various conditions. Whether for individual satisfaction or as an investment, COSC-certified watches distinguish themselves in the world of horology, maintaining on a tradition of precise chronometry.

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